Nicolaus Copernicus (1473-1543) |
Nicolaus Copernicus exemplified the attributes of the Emeriti Brotherhood. He was a "mathematician, astronomer, jurist,
physician, quadrilingual polyglot, classics scholar, translator, artist,
diplomat, and economist." Since he had so
much in common with the Emeriti during the late 15th and early 16th
Century, he spent many evenings discussing weighty matters with his sympatico Brethren. Copernicus was
clearly influenced by the Pensioncentric perspective espoused by the Emeriti,
and one evening in a flash of insight, while partaking of a fine red wine and
an exquisite cheese imported from Milano, he grasped the concept that he would
later apply to his famous Heliocentric theory of the Planetary order. Even though it would cause him to suffer the
consequences of Papal condemnation, he advanced Heliocentrism and organized the
basis of modern astronomy that would be developed and refined by Galileo
Galilei. Galileo also drank wine and ate
cheese (from Tuscany) with his Emeriti colleagues and was also condemned by
Church Tribunals. It is speculated that
the Church was less concerned with the science and more concerned about the
fact that he was spending too much time with the Emeriti.
[Source: Emeritipedia and http://www.frombork.art.pl]
Applied Emeriti Astrophysics
Emeriti Space Hotel and Lab Module |
All guests who successfully dock at the BHI Space Lab and Inn, receive a special anti-radiation Van Allen Belt Buckle that comes with a fine tooled faux hide belt for protection from gamma rays that constantly bombard the Module, since high radiation doses are commonly found in the synchronous orbit zone of human space paraphernalia. Who knew?
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