Emeriti Exile: 338-348 CE

Emeriti Exile: 338-348 CE
Exile: 338-348 CE, Thassos, Greece

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

16: Emeriti 9 Hole/ 9 Hole Golf™

Origin of the Game: February 26, 1297
Golf aficionados dispute the actual origin of the game that we call Golf.  Hitting a ball with a stick over the ground with the aim of depositing the ball into a hole using the fewest number of strokes, is claimed by Dutch sports historians to have originated on February 26th, 1297 in Loenen san de Vecht.  Sports historians in Scotland claim the game was invented by Scottish stick swingers in 1457.  However, neither side admits that it was the Emeriti Brotherhood that is responsible for spreading the game to both Scotland and the Netherlands.  The nomadic Emeriti actually learned the game from Mongol traders who witnessed it being played in China many years before it appeared in Europe.  Since my neighbor, Hans, is from the Netherlands, and today is February 26th, I will go with the Dutch origin story. [Source: Emeriti History of Golf, EPI ©1961; Wikipedia, 2013]

 Typical 9 Hole/ 9 Hole Golf Layout with 9 restrooms, conveyor belts, and Emeriti Auto Swing™ Chairs

Each 9 Hole/ 9 Hole Golf™ facility features covered pedestrian conveyor belts to move the golf game along, allowing fairway access at 200' (61m) intervals, and a toilet at each Tee.  Special patented solar powered wheel chairs and golf carts equipped with Emeriti Auto-Swing™ Technology are available at the Rental Office.  Selected courses may include Emeriti "Have a Heart Concave Greens™" to foster enthusiasm.  Emeriti Golf™ ©2013