In 1783, the concept of a “black star,” was
postulated by an accomplished amateur astronomer, Rev. John Michell, who
applied Newton’s Laws of Gravity to imagine a star so massive that its
gravitational pull would be so great, as to not allow its “light to escape” (Vesc
in the formula). The Black Star would
later be identified as a Black Hole. [As noted on Swinburne University Online]
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| Dr. E. Bruce MacDougall, BHI CADS Lab Director |
Emeriti Dark Matter Astronomers began to develop the basis of Dark Matter
Theory and Applied Black Hole Technology™ shortly thereafter.
Center for Advanced Disintegration Science
Dr. E. Bruce MacDougall was known to Black
Hole Aficionados, as the “Founder,” of Disintegration Science, and to his
fellow Emeriti as, “Brother Bruce.” He served with distinction as Director of
the BHI Center for Advanced Disintegration Science and Applied Black Hole
Technology. Prior to the CADS Lab work,
the smallest theoretical Black Hole was calculated to be on the order of the
Planck mass, or mP.
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| The MacDougall Quasar: Named after Brother Bruce |
The CADS Lab group advanced the concept of “Planck mass splintering” to create hitherto unknown “Micro Black Holes” with micro curved singularities. It is precisely this modified mass unit that formed the basis of Applied Black Hole Technology: “The MacDougall Splinter Mass,” noted
as mp-ms (or M&ms), which combined with the "Tartan Radius," determines the rotating Black Hole mass.
On a fateful day in 2008, a CADS Lab technician accidentally
switched the polarity of the electrical generators on a group of treadmills in
the BHI Hamsterization™ Lab and was astonished to find that as the generating
treadmills were operated, they began to register negative energy. April 1, 2008 was the day that changed the
entire field of Disintegration Science and Applied Black Hole Technology; by
combining the negative energy output of the generating treadmills with the
MacDougall Splinter Mass equation values, the team devised the first “Personal
Black Hole Trash Receptacle™ prototype that would change the residential trash
disposal industry forever. Now,
household trash, including old tax records, incriminating evidence and other
such items would simply disappear by virtue of the Personal Black Hole Generating
Treadmill™. NASA named a Quasar after Brother MacDougall to honor his achievements. CAUTION: IF TREADMILLS ARE OPERATING, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RETRIEVE TRASH BAG IF THE FIRST TOSS MISSES THE HOLE. WAIT UNTIL ALL EQUIPMENT HAS BEEN TURNED OFF.
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