Emeriti Exile: 338-348 CE

Emeriti Exile: 338-348 CE
Exile: 338-348 CE, Thassos, Greece

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Advanced Emeriti Agricultural Technology

BHI Electric Vibroacoustic Triboluminescent Garden Trowel™

Dr. Hugh Davis, brilliant inventor of the EVTGT™ 

This astounding invention will forever change the gardening habits of recently superannuated academics and others of their ilk.  For a brief time only, this shockingly simple tool can be purchased at a low introductory price of only $79.95 plus shipping and handling.  But wait, that is not all!  If you act before June 1, 2014, you will receive an instructional video at no extra charge.

The triboluminescent glow of the vibrating metal trowel stimulates the growth of essential soil micro-organisms, causing them to flourish without the use of chemical additives. The EVTG Trowel™ is approved by the Organic Farmers of America and has been endorsed by the American Emeritical Association Council on Scientific Affairs. CAUTION: DO NOT USE IN FAULTY SOIL.

BHI Current Fabric™ Coveralls produce electrical
energy to power outdoor electric tools.
BHI Current Fabric™ Coveralls

BHI Current Fabric™ Coveralls employ nano fiber threads that conduct electrical current from embedded photovoltaic collector strips.  The BHI Current Fabric™ Coveralls come with multiple outlets that may be used to charge batteries, power computers and iPods, or run power tools common in the building trades, enabling carpenters to construct buildings by the "seat of their pants."

BHI Current Fabric™ Coveralls may be purchased for $225 each, or $450 for two + shipping and handling (all Coveralls are personally handled by BHI staff prior to shipping).

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