Emeriti Exile: 338-348 CE

Emeriti Exile: 338-348 CE
Exile: 338-348 CE, Thassos, Greece

Monday, March 11, 2013

27: Van Allen Belt Buckle

Emeriti "Van Allen Belt Buckle™" 

 Official Emeriti Van Allen Belt Buckle™
LEVERETT-- The BHI Aerospace Lab has developed the Emeriti Van Allen Belt Buckle™ designed to protect the wearer from perceived gamma ray bombardment during Space Pod visits or just around the house here on Earth.  The unit employs nano circuitry and proprietary metal alloys to project an alchemical placebo shield around the user.  Studies show that daily use of the Emeriti Van Allen Belt Buckle™ results in greater peace of mind due to the powerful proprietary placebo effect imparted by the device, and focus groups find it to be more comfortable than the traditional lead armor suit employed in the past.

$195 (with a tooled Yak leather belt).

A Product of the Brotherhood of the Emeriti ©2013