Emeriti Exile: 338-348 CE

Emeriti Exile: 338-348 CE
Exile: 338-348 CE, Thassos, Greece

Friday, March 15, 2013

31: Higgs Weight Loss Program

BHI Works to Reduce Personal Higgs Force Field to Trim Weight
NASA Higgs Force Field Reduction Chamber Experiment
Code Named: Hyperbaric Chamber (for Security Purposes.)
BHI has adapted NASA technology to create the Bradbury protocol aimed at weak force strengthening and graviton conditioning to reduce the Higgs Force Field effect on individual bodies, through a carefully applied program of particle beam therapy and regular checkups.
For over a Century, medical science has stressed the importance of limiting caloric intake as a means of achieving weight reduction, forcing patients to give up their their favorite foods in order to manage their own weight.
Quarks, Leptons, Bosons and Higgs boson Diagram.
Bosons carry Strong, Weak and Electromagnetic forces

Now, BHI Neutrinoists have designed a weight management program that employs Applied Particle Physics Science to realign fundamental building blocks at the subatomic level to alter individual mass measurements. Participants are subjected to a rigorous DNA analysis to ensure proper reassembly prior to the first step of the procedure.  In early trials, 8 of 10 patients experienced considerable loss (the other two actually disappeared).

Potential Side Effects: Loss of orientation, dry throat, or disappearance.  Results may vary. Talk to your Doctor.
Sources: Emeritipedia,Wikipedia/Commons

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