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| Modified High Speed Router (Wikipedia Commons) |
LEVERETT-- The BHI Center for Advanced Communication Research™ has designed a proprietary circuit board that enables high speed wireless transmission of Good Karma. The BHI Wireless Karma Router™ advances Noetic Science by allowing Karmic transmissions over the internet, thus obviating the need to embed capital letters and strange emoticons into standard emails.
Recent demonstration transmissions between New England and Nova Scotia have substantiated the underlying science and have produced favorable outcomes to date. According to BHI Director, Dr. Davis, "Testing is needed to further substantiate efficacy of the new protocol, which consists of executing a Hora dance around a Wireless Karma Router™ while chanting a proprietary case sensitive Mantra. Testing will continue in the coming months and a summary paper will be published in PHIALA INANIS, the official science journal of the Emeriti Order. Case specific Mantras and Hora Dance Step Diagrams will accompany each BHI Wireless Karma Router™.
Source: BHI Manual of Karmic Fiber Optics, EPI, © 2012
Product of the Brotherhood of the Emeriti ©2013
