Emeriti Exile: 338-348 CE

Emeriti Exile: 338-348 CE
Exile: 338-348 CE, Thassos, Greece

Monday, March 25, 2013

37: AM/PM Solar Farms

Solar Dairy Farm: Milk in the Morning, Electrons at Night
Typical Single Purpose Dairy Farms Found Around the World (Wikipedia)

LEVERETT-- BHI Center for Advanced Agricultural Research and Applied Solar Technology has developed a prototypical AM/PM Solar Dairy Farm™ that has successfully combined the production of milk and charged lithium batteries for urban and suburban market applications.

Solar Collectors Share the Meadows
Solar Collectors have been installed in peripheral meadows at the BHI Dairy Farm Test Fields and the understory grasses are maintained by the BHI Goat Herd.  The Goat milk is used to craft Genuine New England Feta Cheese, which is delivered along with AM Milk orders using a fleet of BHI Hydrogen Fuel Cell powered delivery vans.

AM Milk Delivered in Handy Crate from HBS Direct/UK.
Fresh Milk Delivered in the AM
Iced Bottles of fresh BHI Solar Farms Milk™ are delivered daily in the early AM, thus reviving a time honored tradition of home delivery.  Products include Milk, Cream, Sour Cream, Yogurt, and Cheeses made from both Cow and Goat Milk.  Fresh Strawberries are included as a special bonus in early June.

Solar Panels Charge Batteries
While Dairy Cattle graze all day to produce milk, Solar Panels charge Lithium Batteries for PM delivery in exchange for empty milk bottles.  Excess electricity is used to power the BHI Solar Green Gin Distillery.

Charged Lithium Battery Pack Ready for PM Delivery

PM Power for Solar Homes
24 to 60 Volt Battery Packs are available. Special arrangements may be made to tow away Electric Cars for charging for an extra nominal fee.  The car is delivered the next day in the early AM along with the dairy order.  For homes not equipped with Super Firefly Panels™, BHI combines the power of Photosynthesis and Photovoltaic processes to provide protein for our bodies and electrons for our appliances and electronic paraphernalia in one integrated operation that serves as a model of enlightened Disenlightenment.

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