Emeriti Exile: 338-348 CE

Emeriti Exile: 338-348 CE
Exile: 338-348 CE, Thassos, Greece

Thursday, January 29, 2015

53: Extended Care Auto Repair™

 Diagnostic data for you and your car: "Extended Care Auto Repair™"

Fig. 1: Electrode embedded undershirt with
wireless data transmission: EKG, CO2, Pulse, etc.
The Emeriti "Extended Care Auto Repair™" program provides personal biometric data for each driver in addition to mechanical and electrical automotive data required at annual auto inspection stations. Subscribers will receive a set of electrode embedded underwear and a specially configured riding helmet to be discretely worn during routine annual inspections.  The 2015 models transmit readings via wireless interface, thus eliminating the confusing array of connector cables that detracted from earlier models (See Figure 1).  Data includes: EKG, pulse, respiratory chemistry, epithelial saline, and other valuable data.  The protocol requires the driver to sit in the front seat during the auto inspection process (books on tape are provided along with the underwear).

Fig. 2: EEG Helmet with wireless transmission
EEG Helmet
A special electrode rich helmet provides an array of vital neurological readings that are transferred to an expanded dashboard light system, providing warnings to the driver in the form of illuminated icons indicated in Fig. 3.

Others include:
[CALL 911, STAT]

Fig. 3: New Extended Care dashboard symbol
showing diagnostic data output
Extended Care Auto Repair™ is available through a conventional Auto Insurance Policy Rider.  Remember, Auto Insurance is less expensive than Health Insurance.  All technicians are certified by the Broad Hill Institute Center for Advanced Biomechanics, where the academic motto is:

"Stay tuned my friends."

A Product of the Brotherhood of the Emeriti ©2015