Emeriti Exile: 338-348 CE

Emeriti Exile: 338-348 CE
Exile: 338-348 CE, Thassos, Greece

Sunday, June 9, 2013

49: XE-80

XE-80™: Controls Dandruff Fallout and Discourages Cedar Sawdust Mites

XE-80™ in handy Flask Applicator 
LEVERETT--The BHI Cedar Sawdust Lab has developed the amazing compound, XE-80™(which is a step above WD-40).  It was originally formulated to discourage Cedar Sawdust Mite infestations but as a result of a minor Lab accident, it was discovered to be very effective in controlling the heart ache of Dandruff Fallout.
While moving a beaker of XE-80™ from the distilling apparatus to a shelf, Lab Director, Dr. Davis sloshed a bit of the liquid onto his scalp and discovered his chronic Dandruff Fallout symptoms disappeared within hours of the unintentional inoculation.   XE-80™ is available in a 4 ounce stainless steel flask equipped with a handy spray nozzle for easy one-handed application.  As an added bonus, XE-80™ may be applied to squeaky wheels and hinges at no extra cost.  Proceeds support the G-4 LC Luncheon Meeting Fund.

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