33: Science Imitates Art

BHI Center for Curation Science Discovers Coincidence

Left: Picasso Drawing Detail 1937     Right: Charm Quark Event Image 1974

LEVERETT-- EPI
The BHI Curation Science Center Director, S. MacDougall, made an astonishing discovery while tending to a routine cleaning of a prized but obscure Picasso drawing that was part of a series of sketches produced just prior to the famous 1937 'Guernica' painting.  The image on the left is a detail from the line drawing and the image to the right is an actual 1974 particle trajectory diagram that would later confirm the Baryon particle at the Brookhaven National Laboratory.  This is truly a case of Science imitating Art.  Could it be that Picasso possessed a Cosmic premonition of this proton bombardment pattern?  The Center is now re-examining other drawing samples to determine if there are more such striking examples of similitude.

'Guernica' wall mural illustrating embedded proton collision trace patterns

Scientists at the BHI Very Fast Proton Project suggested that there may be a coincidence or the drawings may be frauds.  In either event, the similarities are very compelling.

BHI Curation Gallery is open from 10 AM to 5 PM Monday-Friday.
Admission: $50 per person.

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32: Emeriti Crocus Bloom Boom

Emeriti Crocus Farms sold Corms from Crete to Eastern Markets in 1637

Tulip Price Collapse in February 1637

Emeriti Crocus Market in February 1637

Emeriti Crocus Hedge Fund

In 1637, The Netherlands suffered a catastrophic collapse in Tulip bulb prices due to extraordinary price speculation and the original “Irrational Exuberance,” which the Calvinist authorities of the day found to be “abhorrent” due to the “artificial frenzy that denied virtues of moderation [and] hard work….” The top graph shows the rapid price decline between February 3^rd and May 1^st of 1637.

The Emeriti had long ago established a trading company that specialized in marketing native Greek Crocus corms to Eastern commodities markets, which traded directly with the Dutch and Venetian markets.  The bottom graph illustrates how the Emeriti Crocus Hedge Fund was able to counter the Tulip Market collapse during the same period, thus stabilizing the early Emeriti Central Pension Fund value.

Source: Emeritipedia, Wikipedia, Hedge Fund History, EPI ©1982

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31: Higgs Weight Loss Program

BHI Works to Reduce Personal Higgs Force Field to Trim Weight

NASA Higgs Force Field Reduction Chamber Experiment
Code Named: Hyperbaric Chamber (for Security Purposes.)

BHI has adapted NASA technology to create the Bradbury protocol aimed at weak force strengthening and graviton conditioning to reduce the Higgs Force Field effect on individual bodies, through a carefully applied program of particle beam therapy and regular checkups.
For over a Century, medical science has stressed the importance of limiting caloric intake as a means of achieving weight reduction, forcing patients to give up their their favorite foods in order to manage their own weight.

Quarks, Leptons, Bosons and Higgs boson Diagram.
Bosons carry Strong, Weak and Electromagnetic forces

Now, BHI Neutrinoists have designed a weight management program that employs Applied Particle Physics Science to realign fundamental building blocks at the subatomic level to alter individual mass measurements. Participants are subjected to a rigorous DNA analysis to ensure proper reassembly prior to the first step of the procedure.  In early trials, 8 of 10 patients experienced considerable loss (the other two actually disappeared).

Potential Side Effects: Loss of orientation, dry throat, or disappearance.  Results may vary. Talk to your Doctor.

Sources: Emeritipedia,Wikipedia/Commons

Standard Retraction Watch Statement:

These findings have been Preemptively Retracted.

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30: Condottieri and the Obscuranti

Condottieri General

The Obscuranti Code:

OBSCURANTI: (Emeriti Analysis)

ITNARUCSBO

IT NA RUC SBO

Information Tautology

Sodium

Rapid Update Cycle

Small Bowel Obstruction

(It is clear that even when deciphered, the Obscuranti remain elusive.)

Condottieri: Prior to Machiavelli, it was common for City States to sign contracts with private mercenary armies for protection and for engaging in aggressive action against enemies.  Mercenary troops were common prior to the Medici period in Florence.  A military contract called a "Condotta" established the terms of military services performed on behalf of the state.  The leaders of these troops were called Condottieri and were protected from strictures of civil law (in much the same manner as modern Blackwater troops were exempt from most standards of human decency while fighting in Iraq during the dark times of the misguided war). The Condottieri began to decline after 1494 and fell into disfavor because they became available to the highest bidder and would often switch sides, resulting in political and tactical chaos.

Obscuranti: The intellectual version of the Condottieri became known as the Obscuranti, who were much more valuable to monarchs and rulers than the untrustworthy mercenary troops.  The Obscuranti were students of Machiavellianism and descended from their Gloominati predecessors.  Because the Obscuranti actively sought to "obscure the truth to achieve selfish goals or to thwart inquiry into the affairs of the moneyed interests of the day, such as the Medici," they were natural enemies of the Emeriti, who merely obscured the truth in order to achieve the higher purpose of providing pensions for future scholars. The Obscuranti accepted the Machiavellian concept of moral duality; the monarch could do things in public to advance the larger interests of the state, that otherwise would be considered immoral in the private sphere.  The Emeriti were repelled by such a concept and discreetly kept their own immorality private.

Relazioni de Pubbliche: The Obscuranti advanced their patron's agenda by publishing tracts called out in the public square, "La Voce del Volpe" (translated as "Voice of the Fox").  Just as Machiavelli is said to be the founder of political science, the Obscuranti laid the ground work for modern Public Relations agencies.

Sources: Emeritipedia, Wikipedia/Commons, and The Emeriti and the Obscuranti Nemesis, EPI, ©1989

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29: Emeriti and 'The Prince'

Dr. Webb's Afternoon Garden Walk along Lake Zurich 

"During the last week, Dr. Sara Webb was refreshed by her regular afternoon walks along the beautiful pedestrian path that lined Lake Zurich.  She had spent every day studying the Official Emeriti Records at the Emeriti International Headquarters Building (Posing as the Swiss National Museum for security purposes).  The meticulous records laid out a long-term strategy to influence political, social and economic processes for the sole purpose of advancing the Emeriti goals of Pension Enlargement (PE) and Disenlightenment (D).

From the 15^th Century on, the documents often mentioned a Greek phrase, “πράσινος δρόμος,” (transliterated as “prasinos dromos”), which translates into “Green way,” or perhaps “road of green.”  Sara knew that this coded phrase most likely referred to a financial strategy rather than a public path or multi-modal transportation network that combined ecological, recreational, historical and economic interests; This phrase clearly inferred a road of money that flowed into the Emeriti Central Pension Fund during the last 500 years.  Could it be that the Emeriti developed a dendritic cultural model to channel micro funds from many branches into a larger income stream so as not to attract attention?

Niccolo Machiavelli (1469-1527)

Machiavelli and the Emeriti
The records described an intimate intellectual relationship with Niccolo Machiavelli, after he was released from prison in 1513.  Shortly after,  Machiavelli began writing both comedic plays as well as his signature work, "The Prince."  He was impressed by the dogged Emeriti pursuit of Pension funds.  The Prince, outlined social and cultural actions that a monarch might use to achieve larger social and cultural goals, by employing both "public" and "private" morality.  Some have suggested that The Prince was actually a satire exposing the artifice of private dominion over public affairs using smokescreens of patriotic and religious gestures, while others have taken the work quite literally to mean, "the ends justify the means."  The Emeriti studied the social science implication and devised a scheme which later would be called, "Trickle Up Economics," influenced by observing pigeons living off of the scattered crumbs of society..........."
[Excerpt from The Brotherhood of the Emeriti and the Fifth Element ©2013]

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28: Super Firefly™ Photovoltaics

BHI Employs Super Fireflies™ to Power Solar Panels at Night

Roof Array of Solar Photovoltaic Collector Panels
Source: Wikipedia Commons

The BHI Center for Bioluminescence Research has successfully created a strain of Super Fireflies™ by cross breeding North American Fireflies with African Fireflies, resulting in a high Candela output and a Quantum Efficiency (QE) of over 96%.  Dr. H. C. Davis announced that hybridization thickened the luciferin substrate and quadrupled the amount of luciferace produced by laboratory fireflies.  By increasing the flow of oxygen surrounding the insects, the resulting Bioluminescent light was able to generate electrical current in a small photovoltaic panel mounted beneath beakers containing the BHI Super Firefly™ strain.  

The BHI Center for Applied Solar Technology has developed a system of clear Super Firefly™ raceway tubes that may be retrofitted over existing Photovoltaic Panel installations.  The design contains a manifold that distributes the insects as the sun sets.  Super Fireflies™ are housed in special climate controlled modules that provide the proper moisture, temperature and breeding environment for the insect colony.

Super Firefly Night Light™ Clear Tube Raceway 

BHI Super Firefly Night Light™
The Patent diagram on the left illustrates how the Super Firefly™ raceway tubes (b), duplicate the laboratory conditions by concentrating the Bioluminescence close to the active Solar Panel Photovoltaic Cells (d).  The Distribution Manifold (c) receives the Super Fireflies™ from their modules via a trap door that also injects a warm oxygen rich air supply into the raceway tubes.  Groups of Super Fireflies™ alternate throughout the night, thus providing valuable power for LED lights, battery recharging, and heat circulating pumps.

A winter zone model features double wall insulated tubes so as not to discourage the Super Fireflies™ from completing their circuits during the night.


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